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If the Pope is a Marxist, so am I

In answer to a couple of the ridiculous claims in this article, I would say if giving to the poor is being a Marxist for the Pope, then I am as well. I wear it proudly.

Posted byDanDecember 16, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Humor, Marxist, Pope FrancisLeave a comment on If the Pope is a Marxist, so am I

Dave Barry on Football

I have a daily calendar with great Dave Barry quotes. This one on football: 1. A large player called the center squats over the ball, and then the quarterback touches him in a way that could get them both executed in the Middle East. 2. All the players run into each other and fall down.Continue reading “Dave Barry on Football”

Posted byDanNovember 23, 2013Posted inCulture, HumorTags:Culture, Dave Barry, Football, HumorLeave a comment on Dave Barry on Football

In honor of our pirate candidate

I live in Minneapolis and today is mayoral election day. We have on the ballot, and I am not making this up, Captain Jack Sparrow. So, in honor of a true pirate party candidate, and in the spirit of all other political candidates who are running today:    

Posted byDanNovember 5, 2013Posted inElectionsTags:Elections. Veggie Tales, Humor, Pirates1 Comment on In honor of our pirate candidate

So, where IS France exactly?

One of my favorite scenes from West Wing.  

Posted byDanOctober 30, 2013October 30, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Humor, Maps, West WingLeave a comment on So, where IS France exactly?

Pumpkin Spice Everything

After hearing yet another advertisement for pumpkin spice something… I think it was pancakes this time… I thought of the scene from Forrest Gump where the army buddy was talking about all the things you can do with shrimp. Substitute “pumpkin spice” for “shrimp” and we have a whole new field of possibilities!    

Posted byDanOctober 22, 2013October 22, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Forrest Gump, Humor, Pumpkin SpiceLeave a comment on Pumpkin Spice Everything

Two Words That Will Truly Help You

Posted byDanOctober 16, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Bob Newhart, Humor1 Comment on Two Words That Will Truly Help You

Things I have a hard time figuring out

Paranormal romance Nostalgic hipsters Someone being a little pregnant Military intelligence “Tolerant” people who can’t stand intolerance Restaurants that have to say on their sign “Fine Dining.”

Posted byDanAugust 10, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Humor2 Comments on Things I have a hard time figuring out

Consider the Lilies of the Field

Posted byDanJuly 30, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Humor, Lilies of the fieldLeave a comment on Consider the Lilies of the Field

Is Hitler in Heaven?

I have no idea why anyone would want to venture into THAT question… except universalists who want lots of hits on their blogs. And since I would like a few more hits here, I put the question up just to get some numbers up. It’s shameless. Sue me. 😉 HERE is the article. Personally, IContinue reading “Is Hitler in Heaven?”

Posted byDanJuly 23, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Dumb Questions, Hitler, Humor3 Comments on Is Hitler in Heaven?

What does street ministry in San Francisco look like?

Sometimes like this:   But, for me, I found my own kind of audience that seems to relate very well with me:            

Posted byDanJune 29, 2013June 29, 2013Posted inHumorTags:Humor, Ministry, San Francisco, Street Ministry1 Comment on What does street ministry in San Francisco look like?

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