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Duck Dynasty, Chick-fil-a, etc.
We are really in trouble. I mean it. When I eat or don’t eat at Chick-fil-A, my decision is fraught with the the thought, “What if my church denomination finds out I’m not eating there?” What if I don’t watch “Duck Dynasty?” Or, worse, what if I do? I am not kidding. We are in real trouble. Putting a coin in…
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If the Pope is a Marxist, so am I
In answer to a couple of the ridiculous claims in this article, I would say if giving to the poor is being a Marxist for the Pope, then I am as well. I wear it proudly.
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In honor of our pirate candidate
I live in Minneapolis and today is mayoral election day. We have on the ballot, and I am not making this up, Captain Jack Sparrow. So, in honor of a true pirate party candidate, and in the spirit of all other political candidates who are running today:
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So, where IS France exactly?
One of my favorite scenes from West Wing.
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Pumpkin Spice Everything
After hearing yet another advertisement for pumpkin spice something… I think it was pancakes this time… I thought of the scene from Forrest Gump where the army buddy was talking about all the things you can do with shrimp. Substitute “pumpkin spice” for “shrimp” and we have a whole new field of possibilities!
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Things I have a hard time figuring out
Paranormal romance Nostalgic hipsters Someone being a little pregnant Military intelligence “Tolerant” people who can’t stand intolerance Restaurants that have to say on their sign “Fine Dining.”
Tag: Humor
