An Anglicostal Connecting to a Real World

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We are really in trouble. I mean it.

When I eat or don’t eat at Chick-fil-A, my decision is fraught with the the thought, “What if my church denomination finds out I’m not eating there?”

What if I don’t watch “Duck Dynasty?”

Or, worse, what if I do?

I am not kidding. We are in real trouble. Putting a coin in the Salvation Army kettle or withholding it has a political message. Eating or not eating somewhere has a political message. Now… what we watch or don’t watch.

What if I don’t eat at Chick-fil-A because I don’t care for injecting fats into my system so quickly?

What if I don’t watch “Duck Dynasty” because I don’t have cable? Or, I just don’t like the show? 

What if I volunteer ringing for Salvation Army because I like the idea of helping some organization do something for the poor?

Every turn we take right now has a political implication… the meme’s we post… or don’t post… on Facebook…

Oh, dear Lord, what if I don’t even know what a “meme” is????

We’re just in trouble. Deep trouble.

I can’t even figure out if I should type my ending as “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays!”

 

4 responses

  1. Rex King Avatar
    Rex King

    Hmmm…where did it all come from? When will it stop? Who will stop it?

  2. southernhon Avatar
    southernhon

    You either do something to make a political statement or you do something (or don’t do something) because you simply want to (or not.) It’s about how it makes you feel, not necessarily a political statement. I tend not to support people or organizations who financially support organizations that I wouldn’t give my own money to. That being said, I thought this blog post was pretty satirical.

    1. Dan Avatar

      Thank you. 😉

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