Tag: Humor

  • Is Hitler in Heaven?

    I have no idea why anyone would want to venture into THAT question… except universalists who want lots of hits on their blogs. And since I would like a few more hits here, I put the question up just to get some numbers up. It’s shameless. Sue me. 😉 HERE is the article. Personally, I think I’ll wait for that…

  • What does street ministry in San Francisco look like?

    Sometimes like this:   But, for me, I found my own kind of audience that seems to relate very well with me:            

  • Our Government is Transparent. As You Were.

    Q: In the spirit of “transparency,” just what is the scope of the warrants issued to listen in on conversations and read emails? A: We can’t reveal that at this time. Q: The name of the secret judge who issued these secret warrants? A: We can’t reveal that at this time. Q: The names of Congressional reps who were given…

  • The Tax Man Approacheth

    A classic Dave Barry thought: Q: Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand? A: Our top political leaders have all voiced strong support for this idea. Q: So you’re saying it will never happen? A: Right.

  • Jesus Endorsed Me!

    Yesterday I checked my LinkedIn notices on my phone and the short headline read: “Jesus just endorsed you…” I had no idea Jesus was on LinkedIn, but I was happy for the endorsement. Then, I looked at a fuller version and realized it was one of my Hispanic friends who had  a last name as well. So, I’m grateful for…

  • A Valentine Thought for All the Men

    “On Valentine’s Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards, and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays: FEAR.” (Dave Barry) Thankfully, not so for me and my wife. (Sorry I forgot the flowers, dear… and the card… but thanks for dinner!)  

  • Here’s a “Tip” for You

    Since the internet still buzzes over a Christian who can’t tip, I thought I might offer a bit of humor. We don’t seem to be in a “generous” mood, so I want to lighten it up. There was a businesswoman working in downtown Minneapolis walking from her bus stop to her work one day when she encountered a homeless man…

  • Two Words

    So a man joins a monastery in hopes of finding eternal peace. He is not allowed to speak all year. Every year he gets to go into the head abbot’s office and say just two words. The first year was completed and he went into the office. The abbot asked, “How are things going?” He replied, “Bed hard.” He serves…

  • Fun

    Try this one. You’re in a department store and you know there are only two floors. You get on the elevator (first floor) with other people. Someone else is near the buttons so you politely say, “Three, please.” Try it. I’ve heard it’s fun.

  • 12/12/12

    Nine days until the end of the world.