Not so smart criminal of the day

A drug ring gets busted in St. Paul, MN because customers finally notice a local pizza parlor didn’t seem to be open very much.

And then there’s this:

“On August 19, 2014, a concerned citizen made a report with the St. Paul Police Department that Papa Dimitri’s Classic Pizza and Ice Cream located at 466 Hamline Avenue South … is rarely open and does not seem to do much actual business,” said the criminal complaint. “The concerned citizen reported that employees have complained about the heat not working, which the concerned citizen thought odd since the pizza ovens should have provided plenty of heat.

“The concerned citizen said that the employees ate at another nearby restaurant, the Nook, which was also odd because they work in a restaurant … and it appeared that there were more children being babysat at the restaurant than actual customers.”

Tip of the Day: If you walk into a pizza place and it seems cold…

Plus, this “pizza parlor” was about a block away from a private high school… There will be some disappointed kids next Monday is my guess.