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Dan
Dave Barry on Football
I have a daily calendar with great Dave Barry quotes. This one on football: 1. A large player called the center squats over the ball, and then the quarterback touches him in a way that could get them both executed in the Middle East. 2. All the players run into each other and fall down. 3. Certain players leap to…
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Dan
The Tax Man Approacheth
A classic Dave Barry thought: Q: Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand? A: Our top political leaders have all voiced strong support for this idea. Q: So you’re saying it will never happen? A: Right.
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Dan
A Valentine Thought for All the Men
“On Valentine’s Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards, and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays: FEAR.” (Dave Barry) Thankfully, not so for me and my wife. (Sorry I forgot the flowers, dear… and the card… but thanks for dinner!)
Tag: Dave Barry
