Humor
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My youngest son is teaching me about “first world problems.” We have a third car. First world problem. And it’s a headache to say the least. I was telling a friend about an issue I had, but then said, “Definitely a first world problem.” To which my wife chimed in, “Yeah, but it’s a third… Read more
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And in other news, Apple, Inc. has decided to pursue other copyright infringements bolstered by the success of their lawsuit against Samsung. Since they now own the genius design of rectangles with rounded corners, which, up until the birth of Steve Jobs had never even been thought of before, they have decided with their legal team… Read more
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Having three boys I’ve been extremely fortunate over the years. I can assign lawn mowing duties. After they get to a certain age, that assignment costs me. It’s a cost I’ve been willing to pay. Now, I’m back to the lawn mowing duties. There are several reasons why I hate mowing the lawn. But they… Read more
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I will call it a conspiracy theory. It’s the conspiracy to drive all of us to our couches and man-caves, into isolation, and never have to interact face to face again. It is the Blockbuster Conspiracy. You can maybe get current movies on DVD at RedBox, but want to browse for and rent a somewhat… Read more
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A funny little scenario that Steve Guttenberg gave in an interview talked about how Clooney and Pitt are so popular: “If we walked Jesus, Brad Pitt and George Clooney down Fifth Avenue, I think Clooney and Pitt would get a lot more attention” To which I would reply: “Of course they would. Jesus was barely… Read more
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Before a final exam I prayed, “Lord, what is there in their memory, let it be retained. What was never there in the first place, let it stay away.” Ironically, some students did not appreciate that prayer. Read more
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When it comes to reading the Bible… What to know what it says? Read the ESV. What to know what it means? Read the Common English Bible. 😉 Read more
