And in other news, Apple, Inc. has decided to pursue other copyright infringements bolstered by the success of their lawsuit against Samsung.

Since they now own the genius design of rectangles with rounded corners, which, up until the birth of Steve Jobs had never even been thought of before, they have decided with their legal team that they first came up with the once-bitten apple. Therefore, they are planning to file suit against all apple growers in the state of Washington come Monday morning. Apple growers are no longer allowed to grow apples without the Apple, Inc. patent clearly etched into the skin of newly grown apples.

“Everyone will take one bite of every apple, thus causing a copyright infringement,” lawyers argued. “Apple growers in Washington need to be served notice that they are causing copyright infringement all over the world by allowing people to bite once into their apples.”

Washington apple growers were last seen with torches heading out to their orchards. More as the situation develops…