Yea, verily! Thus saith the Lord! In a vision from heaven last night I was given a new word on the definition of premillennial! (Actually, it was way past my bedtime and my wife and I were punchy, but sometimes those two things aren’t every far apart.)

Without getting into the entire revelation given to me, let me sum up this exciting word from heaven!

Basically, it is this: I am the father of three great boys. They are all in this new sociological category called “millennials.” As their dad, that would make me PRE-millennial.

There you have it.