This Just In… THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!

We interrupt this blog for an important breaking news bulletin: Starbucks is going INSTANT.

Yes, you heard that right. They are going to peddle (I shudder at the thought) instant coffee. When I first got into “real” coffee years ago I read Howard Schultz’s book on the founding of Starbucks. He was such a purist. Now, he’s a corporate hypocrite. (It’s okay. He’s got public stock holders to worry about. It’s the nature of the beast.)

He swore he’d never allow his coffee to be sold in stores… He swore he’d never allow other vendors to make Starbucks coffee in a retail setting (it had to be THEIR baristas doing the job)… All of it he has backtracked on to make his stockholders happy.

BUT THIS??? Howard! How could you?

5 responses to “This Just In… THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!”

  1. I got a sample of their instant coffee several months ago through a promotion. I must say that, for instant coffee, it was actually pretty good.

  2. Jason, how do you get away with such heresy?

  3. Daniel: Ha! At least you recognize Starbucks as good coffee! Some of my blogger pals have castigated me for my java preferences!

  4. It’s so hard for me to understand how Europe..EUROPE uses so much instant! I can understand Britain…But Europe? And we want to be be like that???

    It really IS the end of the world!

  5. Daniel: I don’t know…I prefer brewed myself. I really want to purchase an espresso machine, but I can’t justify the cost right now!

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